From: Spike
Received: 02/01/2008 12:27 am
What are
you doing now I’m lying in bed watching a film doing nothing. Night
is so boring.
To: Spike
Sent: 02/01/2008 12:27 am
Night
is meant for sleeping mr lol x
From: Spike
Received: 02/01/2008 12:28 am
But thats
boring
To: Spike
Sent: 02/01/2008 12:29 am
…
Lol, well you should enjoy it
From: Spike
Received: 02/01/2008 12:30 am
Why is that
From: Spike
Received: 02/01/2008 12:40 am
Do u enjoy
sleep
From: Fred
Received: 02/01/2008 9:53 am
Yey first day
back at work proper and i well overslept. Just made it though. Good
taxi! How’s you mr? x
To: Justin, Fred, Luke, Niall, Casey, Jeff, Anthony, Mitch, Daniel, Calvin, Patricia, Stewart, Callum, Jack, Brian, Spike, Jamie, Vince, Henry
Sent: 02/01/2008 10:34 am
Hey you, i’m just waiting
for my bus into work atm, wearing some new d&g underwear today
and they’re so uncomfy and i’ve got a vpl too! Lol x
To: Mitch
Sent: 02/01/2008 10:39 am
You
looking forward to the spice girls tomorrow mr? 
x
From: Jamie
Received: 02/01/2008 10:40 am
Mmm id like
to c them! X
From: Mitch
Received: 02/01/2008 10:40 am
Oh dear.
Just messaged you no face book about tomorrow. Can’t wait!
From: Spike
Received: 02/01/2008 10:41 am
Lol just on
the train to work what are you doing today. Why you go quite last
night
From: Patricia
Received: 02/01/2008 10:41 am
Don’t
tell me they were really expensive?lol i’m going over my dad’s in a
while x
To: Jamie
Sent: 02/01/2008 10:42 am
Lol,
i feel like they’re stuck in a difficult yoga position!
To: Spike
Sent: 02/01/2008 10:43 am
I’m
working today, i went quiet because i was doing that thing called
sleep
From: Casey
Received: 02/01/2008 10:44 am
Vpl! Nasty!
I thought only fat people in joggers had them! D&G doesn’t
guarantee comfort or crotch support!!
To: Patricia
Sent: 02/01/2008 10:44 am
No,
they weren’t that expensive, 14 pounds, but i feel like my areas in
an odd yoga position, pats, there are mini chavs on my bus, talking
about short skirts, they can’t be older than 10!
From: Spike
Received: 02/01/2008 10:45 am
Boring I
was awake till 4
To: Casey
Sent: 02/01/2008 10:46 am
You’re
telling me! This was the first and last time i’m buying d&g! I’ll
stick to my calvin klein, you alright mr? x
From: Vince
Received: 02/01/2008 10:47 am
Awww whats
a vpl?
To: Spike
Sent: 02/01/2008 10:48 am
Silly
boy! I’m seeing the spice girls tomorrow!
To: Vince
Sent: 02/01/2008 10:49 am
Visible
pant line, or visible penis length 
joke, its the first one!
From: Patricia
Received: 02/01/2008 10:49 am
Lol your
area is doing yoga on its own lol:-)super pats lol stupid mini chavs
wanting to have sex when they are only ten lol x
To: Patricia
Sent: 02/01/2008 10:49 am
Its
funny coz they are saying blud! How was ur new year?
From: Fred
Received: 02/01/2008 10:50 am
Take them
off then :p i’m definately having a bad day. Just had to have my
work mates help me cut myself out of my shirt and jacket cos they
were properly stuck. So i am sat here wearing a shirt i have stapled
on…x
To: Fred
Sent: 02/01/2008 10:51 am
What?
Stapled? I’m so confused!
To: Fred
Sent: 02/01/2008 10:51 am
Oh i
might have to go commando later, it’s horrid
From: Casey
Received: 02/01/2008 10:53 am
Yer not bad
thanks! Just chuckling about your undergarment problem!!
To: Casey
Sent: 02/01/2008 10:53 am
I’m
considering going commando coz its that uncomfy! But i don’t wanna
have to deal with the other vpl – visible penis length x
From: Callum
Received: 02/01/2008 10:53 am
Vpl? That
leather gear? X
From: Spike
Received: 02/01/2008 10:55 am
Lucky u I’m
working the next 16 days
To: Callum
Sent: 02/01/2008 10:55 am
Lol
no! Vpl is visible pant line or visible penis length, joke – its the
first one unless i go commando x
To: Spike
Sent: 02/01/2008 10:56 am
Why
on earth would you do that?
From: Casey
Received: 02/01/2008 10:57 am
I don’t
think you’ve got too much to worry about there! Who’d want to be
looking you up and down anyway?!? Haha
To: Casey
Sent: 02/01/2008 10:57 am
You
caustic whore! Lol x
From: Fred
Received: 02/01/2008 10:57 am
Basically my
zip was so stuck i had a to have people literally help me cut my
jacket and shirt off. Then used the stapler as all the buttons were
snapped off!
From: Patricia
Received: 02/01/2008 10:57 am
It was a
bit dull thanks lol i dunno why people make such a big deal about it
lol x
From: Spike
Received: 02/01/2008 10:57 am
Jan and fat
people means lots of money
From: Callum
Received: 02/01/2008 10:58 am
Sometimes
it can be nice. Esp when your drunk, or there’s a guy you know you
cannot have. X
To: Callum
Sent: 02/01/2008 10:59 am
Lol,
yeah! One of my friends goes commando all of the time
From: Fred
Received: 02/01/2008 10:59 am
Yey to
commando. How can they be that bad. Are they like ones with sex toys
enclosed? I don’t get it.
To: Fred
Sent: 02/01/2008 11:00 am
Lol,
no! They’re just not supportive and are really annoying, i would love
to try and wear underwear with a sex toy inside for a whole day! Lol
From: Callum
Received: 02/01/2008 11:01 am
Delightful
To: Callum
Sent: 02/01/2008 11:02 am
More
frightful
From: Callum
Received: 02/01/2008 11:03 am
Lol that
ugly?
From: Fred
Received: 02/01/2008 11:05 am
Lol. I was
actually looking at them last night. have been considering getting
some! :p
To: Callum
Sent: 02/01/2008 11:06 am
Well
not really, its just his trousers never stay on long when he’s pissed
and i’ve seen everything so many times!
From: Anthony
Received: 02/01/2008 11:07 am
Vpl?
DandG always looks good on my floor
From: Vince
Received: 02/01/2008 11:46 am
Well the
second isn’t too bad either lol x
From: Casey
Received: 02/01/2008 12:04 pm
Oh I say!
How exciting! I’ve just been playing with GPS on the train! I’m so
excited that I want to touch myself in my special place!!
From: Callum
Received: 02/01/2008 12:11 pm
Hope your
not talking about me lol
From: Niall
Received: 02/01/2008 1:28 pm
What’s a
vpl?
To: Niall
Sent: 02/01/2008 3:59 pm
Visible
pant line or visible penis length, joke! Its the first unless i’m
going commando! Lol x
To: Callum
Sent: 02/01/2008 4:01 pm
Nah
not talking about you, never seen that lol x
To: Mum
Sent: 02/01/2008 4:05 pm
Just to
let you know i’ve eaten dinner at work so don’t make me anything, you
having a good bday? X
From: Mum
Received: 02/01/2008 4:10 pm
Yes,Thankyou.
I’ve treated myself to some more bird feeders for the garden and done
some gardening. Had a woodpecker in the garden for ages today. Seen
16 different species today. X
To: Anthony
Sent: 02/01/2008 4:22 pm
I
bet it does lol x
To: Casey
Sent: 02/01/2008 4:23 pm
Still
playing around with your gps?
To: Liam
Sent: 02/01/2008 4:24 pm
I’m
bored at work! Meh!
From: Liam
Received: 02/01/2008 4:27 pm
Is yoo? :-p
ave finished! How jammy am i? Hehe. Ama goinz home 2 tidy ma place.
Tis mega messy lol. Woot yoo up 2? Xxxx
From: Casey
Received: 02/01/2008 4:35 pm
I was
earlier! Went out with a mate and turned it on then! She was most
impressed!! Small things make life worth living!! How’s your crotch?
From: Casey
Received: 02/01/2008 5:06 pm
Just to let
you know I is making another cake!! Haha! Bx
From: Niall
Received: 02/01/2008 5:42 pm
Well feel
free to give me some visible penis length x
From: Anthony
Received: 02/01/2008 6:38 pm
Whats a
Vpl?
To: Casey
Sent: 02/01/2008 7:14 pm
Lol, i
love the fact you know telling me that with make me laugh! What cake?
My crotch is coping! Lol
From: Casey
Received: 02/01/2008 7:17 pm
We’re in
victoria sponge mode today!! Complete with buttercream! Although I’ve
blistered my finger making the cream!! What a little gay boi!! Bx
From: Fred
Received: 02/01/2008 7:47 pm
Lol i just
did a bupa fitness test at the gym. Under the blowing section i
scored excellent! Go me!!
To: Casey
Sent: 02/01/2008 8:13 pm
How on
earth did you blister your finger making cream?! x
To: Anthony
Sent: 02/01/2008 8:14 pm
A
vpl – visible pant line, or visible penis length – joke, its the
first, well it is until i go commando! X
To: Niall
Sent: 02/01/2008 8:16 pm
Oh i
would do x
To: Mitch
Sent: 02/01/2008 8:16 pm
I’m so
fucking excited about 2mrw, seriously can’t wait!! Lol x
To: Fred
Sent: 02/01/2008 8:58 pm
I’m so
proud of your blowing prowess!
From: Fred
Received: 02/01/2008 9:02 pm
Lol so am i!
Although to be fair people had given me similar feedback in the past.
:d ps my hands are freezing am waiting for a taxi in the cold. Its 20
mins late.
From: Patricia
Received: 02/01/2008 9:20 pm
Wat you
up to pastrie:-)
To: Patricia
Sent: 02/01/2008 9:22
pm
Watching bruce almighty
From: Patricia
Received: 02/01/2008 9:24 pm
Lol
boyakashaaa
To: Patricia
Sent: 02/01/2008 9:24 pm
You?
From: Patricia
Received: 02/01/2008 9:25 pm
Watching
a program on binge drinking lol
To: Patricia
Sent: 02/01/2008 9:26 pm
Lol
boyakashaaa
From: Patricia
Received: 02/01/2008 9:27 pm
Flabada!
To: Patricia
Sent: 02/01/2008 9:27 pm
Mig
pig sigh thigh
From: Patricia
Received: 02/01/2008 9:28 pm
Slagaaa
To: Patricia
Sent: 02/01/2008 9:28 pm
She
was in heat magazine today
From: Patricia
Received: 02/01/2008 9:30 pm
Doing
wat?being a shlaag ho!lol
To: Liam
Sent: 02/01/2008 9:34 pm
I’m
watching bruce almighty, is your place all tidy now? X
From: Liam
Received: 02/01/2008 9:36 pm
Nopeys lol. I
got in. Sat down n fell asleep lol xxxx
To: Liam
Sent: 02/01/2008 9:37 pm
Lazy
boy! Lol x
From: Patricia
Received: 02/01/2008 9:39 pm
Pasta are
you workin tomo?x
To: Patricia
Sent: 02/01/2008 9:39 pm
No
i’m in london pats
From: Patricia
Received: 02/01/2008 9:40 pm
Spice
girls?
To: Patricia
Sent: 02/01/2008 9:40 pm
And
shopping lol
From: Patricia
Received: 02/01/2008 9:41 pm
Lucky
you:-)
To: Patricia
Sent: 02/01/2008 9:41 pm
I’m
so excited!
From: Patricia
Received: 02/01/2008 9:42 pm
I’m
jealous lol
To: Patricia
Sent: 02/01/2008 9:42 pm
Lol
From: Mitch
Received: 02/01/2008 9:51 pm
Neither can
i. It’s going to be awesome. What are your plans for coming to
london?
To: Mitch
Sent: 02/01/2008 9:51 pm
I was
thinking of heading into london before hand to do a lil shopping,
otherwise not too sure lol x
From: Mitch
Received: 02/01/2008 9:53 pm
Well, do you
have any ideas of times?
To: Mitch
Sent: 02/01/2008 9:53 pm
1 or 2
o’clock maybe i was thinking x
From: Mitch
Received: 02/01/2008 9:55 pm
Ok, should i
meet you late afternoon?
To: Mitch
Sent: 02/01/2008 9:55 pm
You
could do, or if you wanna join me in walking around and shopping you
can
From: Mitch
Received: 02/01/2008 9:58 pm
I do have
some things to do at home so would be better to meet you later on if
that is ok.
To: Mitch
Sent: 02/01/2008 9:58 pm
Yeah
sure thing x
From: Mitch
Received: 02/01/2008 10:00 pm
Will give
you a call in the afternoon to make arrangements.;-)
To: Mitch
Sent: 02/01/2008 10:00 pm
Ok
babe you best be relearning those dance moves x
From: Mitch
Received: 02/01/2008 10:02 pm
Haven’t
forgotten them
To: Mitch
Sent: 02/01/2008 10:02 pm
Ha
ha!
From: Fred
Received: 02/01/2008 10:07 pm
I think god
has a weird sense of humour. As you know today started out really
bad. Late for work. Had to be cut out my clothes. Didn’t get to go
for lunch till 3, missed the bus twice spent an hour in the
cold…etc. Well when i got home i found i couldn’t get online and so
i decided Fuck it i’ll have a wank and goto bed too wit my nice pc
responded by breaking my main hard disk and losing me any porn i had.
Tell it! x ps feel free to me rude things!
From: Jack
Received: 02/01/2008 10:20 pm
What you up
to babe. Did you have a good new years eve babe. X
To: Jack
Sent: 02/01/2008 10:24 pm
Just
watching tv at the mo u?
From: Fred
Received: 02/01/2008 10:25 pm
Lol yup
pretty much sums its up. Think i might be able to get online though
so its all good. Ish sorta
To: Fred
Sent: 02/01/2008 10:25 pm
Lol
good good
From: Jack
Received: 02/01/2008 10:26 pm
Same. Wish
you were here babe. X
To: Jack
Sent: 02/01/2008 10:27 pm
Why’s
that mr? X
From: Jack
Received: 02/01/2008 10:28 pm
Well have a
guess.
To: Jack
Sent: 02/01/2008 10:30 pm
Tell
me, whet my appetite!
To: Patricia
Sent: 02/01/2008 10:35 pm
The
new series of shameless is on in half an hour! Yay!
From: Patricia
Received: 02/01/2008 10:37 pm
Fit boy
with shaved head woo!lol
To: Patricia
Sent: 02/01/2008 10:37 pm
I
fancy pip lol
To: Jack
Sent: 02/01/2008 10:38 pm
We
need to meet up and soon
From: Patricia
Received: 02/01/2008 10:38 pm
Which
ones he?i’m only interested in karl lol
To: Patricia
Sent: 02/01/2008 10:39 pm
The
straight one, erm, the one with black hair
From: Patricia
Received: 02/01/2008 10:40 pm
The one
who looks like he’s been punched on the nose?lol
To: Casey
Sent: 02/01/2008 10:40 pm
Are
you watching channel 4, weird!
To: Patricia
Sent: 02/01/2008 10:41 pm
He’s
rugged and rough, phwoar!!
From: Patricia
Received: 02/01/2008 10:42 pm
I’ll
look out for him lol is his hair sort of curled?x
To: Patricia
Sent: 02/01/2008 10:43 pm
Kind
of, are you watching channel 4? Its so weird, the woman is mad,
thinking a doll is real
From: Patricia
Received: 02/01/2008 10:44 pm
O no but
i saw an advert and it freaked me out!she’s obviously a lunatic!
To: Patricia
Sent: 02/01/2008 10:45 pm
She
called getting a doll delivered in a box her labour!
From: Patricia
Received: 02/01/2008 10:46 pm
I’m
watching now!lol
To: Patricia
Sent: 02/01/2008 10:46 pm
Thats
horrid, reminds me of childs play and chuckie!
From: Patricia
Received: 02/01/2008 10:47 pm
Yeah it
looks like a goblin!
To: Patricia
Sent: 02/01/2008 10:47 pm
The
woman is a weirdo, walking it in a pram! Imagine if you went to say
to her – nice baby – and then realising its not real and running away
From: Patricia
Received: 02/01/2008 10:48 pm
God
she’s takin it out in town
To: Jack
Sent: 02/01/2008 10:49 pm
When
i’ve got a free house i’ll have you over x
From: Patricia
Received: 02/01/2008 10:49 pm
Yeah and
she was like come back to my pram little girl lol
To: Patricia
Sent: 02/01/2008 10:50
pm
Christ! They’re all retarded!
From: Patricia
Received: 02/01/2008 10:51 pm
Yeah,she’s
crying with emotion over a lump of plastic!
To: Patricia
Sent: 02/01/2008 10:52 pm
And
has a baby seat….i’d throw it in the boot! The music is brilliant,
its scary
From: Jack
Received: 02/01/2008 10:52 pm
Bet you
would. What over your bed yea. X
To: Jack
Sent: 02/01/2008 10:53 pm
I’d
bend you over my bed and take you to places you never thought
possible x
From: Patricia
Received: 02/01/2008 10:53 pm
Imagine
throwing your fake baby around and dropping it and people thinking
you’d murdered it lol
To: Patricia
Sent: 02/01/2008 10:54 pm
Pats,
thats a great idea for a show! Lol, a crappy doll in a £1
pram and us dressed up like a chav couple and throwing it around and
telling it to shut up! Ha ha
From: Jack
Received: 02/01/2008 10:55 pm
Oh yea like
were. Tell me more babe.
To: Jack
Sent: 02/01/2008 10:56 pm
I’m
not telling you, i’ll suprise you x
From: Patricia
Received: 02/01/2008 10:57 pm
Lol yeah
and sticking a fagend in its hand for fun and stamping on its head ha
ha
To: Patricia
Sent: 02/01/2008 10:57 pm
Lol
that guy! Looks like something on a mortuary slab!
From: Jack
Received: 02/01/2008 10:58 pm
Ok look ford
to it. So what you up to babe. X
From: Patricia
Received: 02/01/2008 10:58 pm
Its a
woman isn’t it…
To: Jack
Sent: 02/01/2008 10:58 pm
Just
sat on the sofa in my pj’s watching tv x
To: Patricia
Sent: 02/01/2008 10:59 pm
Who?
From: Patricia
Received: 02/01/2008 11:00 pm
Isn’t
the music from donni darko?x
To: Patricia
Sent: 02/01/2008 11:00 pm
No
its not that scary lol
From: Patricia
Received: 02/01/2008 11:00 pm
I dunno
lol o right now i c lol
To: Patricia
Sent: 02/01/2008 11:01
pm
Aren’t they gorgeous?! Ha ha no, they are vile!
From: Patricia
Received: 02/01/2008 11:02 pm
Yeah
they are disgusting puke!
From: Patricia
Received: 02/01/2008 11:03 pm
I wonder
how much they paid for these things
To: Patricia
Sent: 02/01/2008 11:03 pm
Those
dolls are thousands of pounds….
From: Patricia
Received: 02/01/2008 11:04 pm
Dear
lord!
To: Patricia
Sent: 02/01/2008 11:05 pm
The
mind boggles really doesn’t it?
From: Patricia
Received: 02/01/2008 11:06 pm
Tis
boggling this very second
To: Patricia
Sent: 02/01/2008 11:06
pm
Shameless in like a few mins!!
To: Jack
Sent: 02/01/2008 11:07 pm
My
pj’s might be bulging slightly x
To: Patricia
Sent: 02/01/2008 11:10
pm
Scatter!
From: Patricia
Received: 02/01/2008 11:12 pm
Drooool
To: Patricia
Sent: 02/01/2008 11:12 pm
Pip!
Lol
From: Patricia
Received: 02/01/2008 11:13 pm
Lol
karl!lol
To: Patricia
Sent: 02/01/2008 11:13 pm
Karls
in emmerdale
From: Patricia
Received: 02/01/2008 11:14 pm
No pats
he has a twin who is in emmerdale,i should no,i’ve been on his
website lol
To: Patricia
Sent: 02/01/2008 11:15 pm
Oh
really! Lol, two fit boys for the look of one
From: Patricia
Received: 02/01/2008 11:16 pm
I prefer
this one to his twin lol lol
To: Patricia
Sent: 02/01/2008 11:16 pm
He’s
more a rough, shag you hard kinda guy lol
To: Jack
Sent: 02/01/2008 11:17 pm
Naughty
boy
From: Patricia
Received: 02/01/2008 11:18 pm
Ooo i
say lol and he says fuck like foooke lol
To: Patricia
Sent: 02/01/2008 11:18 pm
And
he has big bollocks too apparently lol
From: Patricia
Received: 02/01/2008 11:19 pm
I no lol
To: Patricia
Sent: 02/01/2008 11:19 pm
That
woman looks like a bo selecta character lol
From: Patricia
Received: 02/01/2008 11:22 pm
I think
frank gallagher is hilarious lol
To: Patricia
Sent: 02/01/2008 11:22 pm
I
like his younger ghost thing, very clever
From: Patricia
Received: 02/01/2008 11:23 pm
Did you
no karls real second name is tittansaur lol sore tits he he
To: Patricia
Sent: 02/01/2008 11:24
pm
Sounds painful in the breasticles!
From: Patricia
Received: 02/01/2008 11:25 pm
Lol!
To: Jack
Sent: 02/01/2008 11:27 pm
Nope,
i’m downstairs atm
To: Patricia
Sent: 02/01/2008 11:27 pm
Lol,
he didn’t know his brothers name!
From: Jack
Received: 02/01/2008 11:29 pm
Ok when you
going up babe. X
To: Jack
Sent: 02/01/2008 11:29 pm
Bout
half and hour i guess x
From: Jack
Received: 02/01/2008 11:31 pm
Ok then what
you going to be doing. X
To: Jack
Sent: 02/01/2008 11:31 pm
Who
knows x
From: Jack
Received: 02/01/2008 11:33 pm
I think we
should have tex sex first then finish off with a phone Wank up for
it babe. X
To: Patricia
Sent: 02/01/2008 11:45 pm
Are
you free next tuesday?
To: Patricia
Sent: 02/01/2008 11:47 pm
Karls
gonna get his leg over me thinks
From: Jack
Received: 02/01/2008 11:58 pm
Take it you
are not up for it then. X
